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For Girls
Only, from ages 19 to 90
(Sorry, but I had to cut it off
somewhere)
Girls, do you need a boy friend? Do you have a
boy friend but want a new one? Want one that is better looking?
Smarter?
Well take it from me you can pull them in when you put a rear
spoiler on your car or pickup. Boys will run at you like a Big Mouth
Bass after live bait.
You know what a spoiler is don’t you?
I thought you did. It’s that wing that mounts
on the deck lid of you car or the tailgate of your pickup or just
above the back door of you SUV.
Spoilers add instant “cool” or “rad” to any car
or pickup. They are neat, they are trim and they are slick.
Adding a spoiler to your car can be done by
girls…at least some girls. Installation instructions and everything
it takes to mount it, comes in the box with it. When you provide the
factory paint code, from the door jamb or your vehicle, it will be
painted to exactly match your car. That’s a promise and a Guarantee.
If it is wrong for any reason you can get your money back or a
replacement spoiler at no cost.
A warning though! It has been reported that
when girls take off slow, the car I mean…when girls slowly
accelerate, Boys, who will start chasing the car can hang on to your
car by gripping the spoiler.
Some report that they have had as many as four
Boys hanging on the spoiler, feet dangling in the wind as they sped
along.
Spoilers, sans Boys, get better gas mileage. A
Spoiler will also increase the value of a vehicle.
Well, even if you decide to keep the old
boyfriend, he might shape up and act right when he sees all of the
field that you have to pick from.
I have heard that the Jonas Brothers chase
girls in cars with spoilers. I don’t know for sure but I have heard
that they do.
Found that paint code yet?
So your married, eh? Is he listless, listless,
useless or lame? Well this might just be the time to buy you a
spoiler and fill that station wagon of yours with five or six single
guys. Your old man will start combing his hair and tying his shoe
laces, and maybe even “coming on” to you.
And widows, when you put that spoiler on your
Buick Roadmaster, you will hear all kinds of cat calls like:
“hubba-hubba”, “you’re the cats pajamas”, “she’s the bees knees” “23
skidoo”.
You will be the envy of all the other widows on
your church pew.
P.S. For more information about spoilers call
1-877-226-3237
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